Synthetic Man
Synthetic Man
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The Future of Gaming is BLEAK
The Summer Games Fest 2024 is the worst gaming show of all time.
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0:00 Intro
2:15 Summer Games Fest Main Show
10:24 Xbox Games Showcase
23:25 PC Gaming Show & Ubisoft Forward
28:15 Conclusion
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Видео

Sincerity is DEAD
Просмотров 65 тыс.14 дней назад
In this episode of my "Gaming is Dying" series, let's talk about Sincerity and its relation to immersion. Dread Delusion was marketed as a "Morrowind successor", and it's anything but. It's full of Reddit humor, political propaganda, and worst of all, it's boring. #syntheticman 0:00 Intro 4:10 Dread Delusion's Story and Immersion 25:57 Conclusion
Assassin's Creed Shadows is an Absolute Joke
Просмотров 237 тыс.Месяц назад
The Trailer for Assassin's Creed Shadows just dropped, and wow, I don't think I've ever seen a more blatant example of a Monkey's Paw wish in my life. #assassinscreed #syntheticman 0:00 The Trailer 1:50 "What is Woke?" and the Fallout Controversy 6:05 Doomer Rambling 7:43 Conclusion
Stellar Blade is...Actually Pretty Good
Просмотров 72 тыс.Месяц назад
Stellar Blade is pretty good. Yup, it's not just coombait. It's a decent Souls-lite hack-and-slash game with that actually appeals to straight men. It's a miracle. 0:00 Intro 2:30 Gameplay 13:36 Story, Characters, Goonability 20:02 Conclusion
Amazon's Fallout Gave Me Brain Damage
Просмотров 172 тыс.2 месяца назад
Amazon's Fallout TV show is one of the worst adaptations I have ever seen. The "totally organic", overwhelmingly positive response to the show just proves to me that Bethesda Fallout consumers are some of the dumbest people alive. #fallout #syntheticman 0:00 Intro 1:13 The Shill Campaign 7:17 Episode 2 16:23 Episode 3 25:31 Episode 4 31:00 Episode 5 37:56 Episode 6 45:42 Episode 7 49:34 Episode...
Amazon's Fallout is a Glorified Humiliation Ritual
Просмотров 402 тыс.2 месяца назад
Amazon's Fallout is, without exaggeration, one of the worst video game adaptations I have ever seen. And I've only watched the first episode. #fallout #syntheticman
Dragon's Dogma 2 is a MASSIVE Waste of Potential
Просмотров 117 тыс.2 месяца назад
Dragon's Dogma 2 is out, and while it's a fun game, it has a lot of problems. For once I'm not disappointed, because I actually enjoyed my time with the game, but it does fail as a sequel. I've put several hundred hours into the first game, so I figure I'm about as qualified as it gets to dissect this game. So, join me in this review, analysis, prolonged complaining session, whatever. #dragonsd...
FFVII Rebirth | Specks of Gold in a Mountain of Sh**
Просмотров 105 тыс.3 месяца назад
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is a giant middle finger to fans of the original game; a terrible rewrite by hacks made for toddlers who need every twist spelled out. It's just Remake again but with better combat and a terrible Ubisoft-inspired open world. On the bright side, Squeenix didn't add as much story filler this time. Unfortunately, even in the original, the plot spanning the end of Midgar t...
The Borderlands Movie Looks Like Liquid Sewage
Просмотров 84 тыс.4 месяца назад
The trailer for the Borderlands movie is out, and it has the worst casting choices I've ever seen in an adaptation. Truly embarrassing. #borderlands #syntheticman
Suicide Squad: KILL Rocksteady
Просмотров 225 тыс.4 месяца назад
Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League is one of the WORST GAMES I HAVE EVER PLAYED. This game has got it all: Terrible story, painful dialogue, mediocre gameplay, an empty open world, and of course, it's a live service game. Truly embarrassing. Rocksteady is DEAD. #suicidesquad #syntheticman 0:00 Intro 3:49 Core Gameplay 9:42 Mission Design & Sandbox 13:45 The Story (Stream Highlights) 18:27 G...
Palworld | Best "Scam" I've Played in Years
Просмотров 190 тыс.5 месяцев назад
Palworld is out in early access, and it's actually not bad. For such a dumb concept as "Pokemon with guns", the devs pulled it off somewhat well. Unfortunately, it's a survival crafting open world game, which I don't like. So, let's break it down in this review, analysis, buzzword. #palworld #pokemon #syntheticman 0:00 Intro 3:36 Gameplay 10:24 Pal Designs 12:23 Open World 15:33 Conclusion
Dragon's Dogma 2 is My LAST Hope for AAA Gaming
Просмотров 91 тыс.5 месяцев назад
Dragon's Dogma 2 is my last hope for AAA gaming. Let's analyze some of the new footage from IGN and hopefully assuage some of my fears. #dragonsdogma #syntheticman
The Best and Worst Games of 2023
Просмотров 170 тыс.5 месяцев назад
2023 was NOT one of the greatest years in gaming history. It was pretty good though. Baldur's gate 3, Tears of the Kingdom, Pizza Tower and others saved it from being another disappointment. There's plenty of garbage AAA games that released this year: Forspoken, Starfield, Redfall...need I go on? So, join me in ranking the absolute best and worst game releases of 2023. #syntheticman #starfield ...
The Game Awards 2023 was a COLOSSAL Waste of Time
Просмотров 154 тыс.6 месяцев назад
The Game Awards 2023 was absolutely terrible this year. Political propaganda, cringe, pointless celebrity appearances, and worst of all, a bunch of awful trailers for games I don't care about. #gameawards #syntheticman #thegameawards 0:00 Intro 2:30 Pre-Show 6:26 Opening Speech 7:37 Best Performance 9:12 Matthew McConaughey & Trailers 11:19 Best Narrative 11:58 Cringe & Trailers 13:29 Best Debu...
Amazon's Fallout is going to SUCK
Просмотров 167 тыс.6 месяцев назад
The Fallout TV show teaser trailer just dropped, and it looks like Amazon is going to ruin another great franchise. #fallout #syntheticman 0:00 Intro 1:50 Trailer Breakdown 11:40 Confirmed Political Messaging 13:51 Conclusion
Based Game of the Year Just Dropped
Просмотров 82 тыс.7 месяцев назад
Based Game of the Year Just Dropped
Spider-Man 2 is Disgusting, Woke Propaganda
Просмотров 1,1 млн7 месяцев назад
Spider-Man 2 is Disgusting, Woke Propaganda
Remember When Superhero Games Were Good?
Просмотров 152 тыс.8 месяцев назад
Remember When Superhero Games Were Good?
Assassin's Creed Mirage is Mid
Просмотров 158 тыс.8 месяцев назад
Assassin's Creed Mirage is Mid
Starfield is Creatively Bankrupt
Просмотров 710 тыс.9 месяцев назад
Starfield is Creatively Bankrupt
Armored Core 6/10
Просмотров 99 тыс.9 месяцев назад
Armored Core 6/10
Immersion is DEAD
Просмотров 162 тыс.10 месяцев назад
Immersion is DEAD
Baldur's Gate 3 is Excellent and Terrible
Просмотров 193 тыс.10 месяцев назад
Baldur's Gate 3 is Excellent and Terrible
Barbie is the Most Delusional, Hateful, Woke Film I've Ever Seen
Просмотров 172 тыс.11 месяцев назад
Barbie is the Most Delusional, Hateful, Woke Film I've Ever Seen
Darksiders II - 11 Years Later
Просмотров 88 тыс.11 месяцев назад
Darksiders II - 11 Years Later
Final Fantasy 16 Will Put You to Sleep
Просмотров 107 тыс.11 месяцев назад
Final Fantasy 16 Will Put You to Sleep
That Was The WORST Gaming Showcase of all Time
Просмотров 281 тыс.Год назад
That Was The WORST Gaming Showcase of all Time
Twitter Doesn't Like My Zelda Video...
Просмотров 108 тыс.Год назад
Twitter Doesn't Like My Zelda Video...
Tears of the Kingdom is Not a Masterpiece
Просмотров 260 тыс.Год назад
Tears of the Kingdom is Not a Masterpiece
The Playstation Showcase Was Terrible
Просмотров 89 тыс.Год назад
The Playstation Showcase Was Terrible

Комментарии

  • @geese237
    @geese237 Час назад

    take a shower, and go outside. my aunt said she can smell you all the way from Australia .

  • @BingChilling-hr1hh
    @BingChilling-hr1hh 3 часа назад

    Heckin pupperino

  • @samylarbi390
    @samylarbi390 4 часа назад

    bro is afraid of woman and black people

    • @abdhazhar
      @abdhazhar Час назад

      why afraid of tiny weak women 😂😂

  • @sliiifertheskydragon9790
    @sliiifertheskydragon9790 5 часов назад

    This has to be one of the most nitpicky reviews I have ever seen, how do you spend an hour and a half complaining about a game because it has a gay person in one of the side missions.

  • @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn
    @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn 5 часов назад

    EA, Ubisoft, Activision, Naughty Dog, Santa Monica, Insomniac are all screwed by woke propaganda and Sweet Baby

  • @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn
    @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn 5 часов назад

    I'm not interested in being gay in a video game.

  • @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn
    @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn 5 часов назад

    STOP LGBTAJIAWJ+ propaganda doesn't interest us gamers

  • @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn
    @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn 5 часов назад

    They hate white men when in Africa I command the black men and in Asia the yellow men

  • @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn
    @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn 5 часов назад

    Sweet Baby's CEO hates straight white men

  • @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn
    @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn 5 часов назад

    Sweet baby corporate rubbish that has ruined all western games

  • @thebigree6155
    @thebigree6155 5 часов назад

    Im so glad i found a community that shares my distate of the marvel/disney/bland corpo dialogue of modern games

  • @Healingwand
    @Healingwand 5 часов назад

    I absolutely loved this game. I would want to avoid all combats at all costs. Combat should be the absolute last resort. I prefer AC games that has no mandatory combat at all. I want more such games, especially on ios I'll buy them all.... I don't care they can make multiple AC games, people like me will love this type while others will other. I hope hexe is like this, heavy on stealth and all combats avoidable by being careful. It has difficulty levels btw, The hard one is different than easy. I hope they let us choose the modes. I love having that choice.

  • @disguyovaheere8140
    @disguyovaheere8140 6 часов назад

    check out a game called deep state its a combination of deux ex and perfect dark where you play as not-magnum pi

  • @zZiL341yRj736
    @zZiL341yRj736 6 часов назад

    Games, more like gays.

  • @hudsonyu7614
    @hudsonyu7614 6 часов назад

    any chance we get a reaction to the newest season of the boys? it is truly cancerous

    • @I_have_Claws
      @I_have_Claws Час назад

      It’s not a game or a show based off a game.

  • @captainyasopp154
    @captainyasopp154 6 часов назад

    Diesel patches said you are a bigot and you have bigoted rants lol wtf did he mean by that ?

  • @siyacer
    @siyacer 7 часов назад

    commies suck

  • @BEATSBYPOWER-RNB
    @BEATSBYPOWER-RNB 7 часов назад

    anybody who agrees with this idiot needs to one get a life lol, two get a girlfriend/lose your virginity, 3 move out of mom‘s basement/frat house, four get some money. I can tell by the high-level sexism racism, etc you boys are some losers lol smh

  • @jackmcglion8337
    @jackmcglion8337 7 часов назад

    Anyone who uses the word "woke" unironiclly is a tool.

  • @wondering_wisp7772
    @wondering_wisp7772 7 часов назад

    I was GRATEFULLY born with a cool older brother and had fortunately grown up with a ps2 and I was born 2005 which a MAJOR part of my generation didn't get to experience how good some old ps2 games are cuz they grew up with more X boxes and ps3s and I got to play ps3 too but mostly just for rachet games myself cuz I grew up with the trilogy and I still talk about how good ratchet is now and some of my friends should play the trilogy and dead locked cuz I loved how gun heavy it was as a kid and still now .

  • @Ramt33n
    @Ramt33n 8 часов назад

    imagine MGSV but without its open-worldness! I don't get the facination with sandboxes with endless activities and routes!

  • @BEATSBYPOWER-RNB
    @BEATSBYPOWER-RNB 9 часов назад

    crazy thing about these guys what point did woke become a bad thing. So where is supposed to remain dormant/sleep on making everyone feel included in entertainment media. this world becomes a stranger place every day.

  • @Ramt33n
    @Ramt33n 9 часов назад

    Bloodborne > Elden Ring

  • @sergeantsharkseant
    @sergeantsharkseant 10 часов назад

    To be entirely fair armor does basically do that not really bouncing back but you ain’t gonna cut through steel. You still do something but more akin to a soft punch. With a sword atleast pollarms and heavier weapons are a different thing and you can always half bald or Mordhau to hurt and or kill your opponents or simply attack where they ain’t armored. obviously this doesn’t excuse such shitty combat.

  • @chillnspace777
    @chillnspace777 12 часов назад

    E3 was killed off to allow the Geoff 3 to run

  • @chillnspace777
    @chillnspace777 12 часов назад

    5:55 that ACTUALLY was gameplay which is wild. The GAME part tho is completely lacking. It does look impressive though

  • @FinalFantxsy
    @FinalFantxsy 12 часов назад

    Racist man

  • @IFvckyouBuddyI
    @IFvckyouBuddyI 12 часов назад

    this is what happens when we let games like fallout 4 and 76 slide. absolute fucking slop.

  • @mr.breadman4181
    @mr.breadman4181 13 часов назад

    You know what I'm happy that all the idiots that can't enjoy a show that's actually pretty solid and pretty faithful to the source material are sticking to this singular comment section means I don't have to deal with their annoying asses outside of here so hallelujah keep hating on it in this comment section please

  • @masonbronson3194
    @masonbronson3194 13 часов назад

    yeah but slavery tho

  • @ragnarrandom7367
    @ragnarrandom7367 13 часов назад

    god man, you people are so full of shit

  • @fw.kKnuckles8911
    @fw.kKnuckles8911 13 часов назад

    Why can’t people just enjoy it like omg😭🙏🏾

  • @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn
    @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn 13 часов назад

    No more black lesbian women protagonists with afro hair and nose piercings!!!

  • @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn
    @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn 13 часов назад

    No more black lesbian women protagonists with afro hair and nose piercings!!!

  • @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn
    @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn 13 часов назад

    No more black lesbian women protagonists with afro hair and nose piercings!!!

  • @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn
    @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn 13 часов назад

    No more black lesbian women protagonists with afro hair and nose piercings!!!

  • @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn
    @MattiaCattaneo-tw1qn 13 часов назад

    No more black lesbian women protagonists with afro hair and nose piercings!!!